Well the mugs rolled in, and extended their stay
For the porno' pics', for the news of the day,
They traded freebies, they traded stocks,
Their chat room gossip grew bold;
They mail-bombed the President of Outer Zindonia
When he spanked his mistress on streaming TV
To build the national ratings …

The flipperty girl took an on-line course
From Wicheta City, Ohio
To hype her assertive skills, she said
With a pout, and pinched the Electric Warrior.
He flinched in a nervous kind of way
But couldn't escape when she asked for a date
At the Winhope Bowl Sauna.

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